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Hello there friends! I go by many names, but when in doubt, call me Coelpts!

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  • oceanlights:

    tanfasticanna:

    oceanlights:

    cxntboy-drag-queen:

    wlwhobbits:

    Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

    can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

    It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

    HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

    it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

    The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

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    Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

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    (via fairygodrobot)

    Source: wlwhobbits
    • 3 hours ago
    • 13277 notes
  • postmarxed:

    Did not realize until today that Cyntoia Brown had already been in prison for 15 years I thought this whole thing was recent and they had tried this 16 year old girl as an adult and sent her to prison last year or some shit she’s fucking 30 now she’s been imprisoned half her life I’m glad she’s getting out in August but I had no idea how much she had already lost

    (via protom-lad)

    Source: postmarxed
    • 1 day ago
    • 28976 notes
  • please stop scrolling - help a homeless black person

    imanincel:

    even if you can’t do anything else, reblogging helps me a lot!

    im a homeless black trans person (i was cut off by my Christian family for being trans) and i’m disabled (OCD, autistic)

    i’ve been wearing the same pair of pants for two weeks, my phone charger is broken, but i can’t even worry about that because i have $216 to my name right now, and i owe about $300 to my college for tuition fees

    honestly, i have too much money stuff to worry about…but i’m going to just focus on school and clothes for now!

    If you are willing and able, you can

    • use delivery.com & get $7 off on your next food delivery
    • like/rt my twitter blackout post  (just makes me happy)
    • If you want to support my personal projects, follow the blog of my app!
    • donate to square cash (helps my finances directly, but i don’t expect this!)

    If you can’t do any of these things please reblog. Thank you! 

    (via protom-lad)

    Source: wergays
    • 1 day ago
    • 19799 notes
  • cyanide-violence:

    sunevial:

    churrobird:

    evelinaonline:

    lindsey-chr-not-found:

    jaya4life:

    tree-of-blue-squirrel:

    i-guess-its-a-ty-ler:

    dorky-multishipper:

    dorky-multishipper:

    dorky-multishipper:

    romanochez:

    romanochez:

    marvel-sanders-trash:

    claudine1233:

    claudia-elliott-figueroa:

    loverofallthingsyoutube:

    abbythecatlover:

    chubbymon:

    portentouscatastrophe:

    lastglimpsetheatre:

    dolphinhats:

    alicexz:

    toothyhalcyon:

    Welcome to Tumblr.

    Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

    wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

    Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

    Yes.

    What? How? O_O

    IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

    HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

    Waaaaat

    Yup

    I’m doubting

    I call bullshit

    OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

    Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

    It’s the same as it was on my dash

    wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

    How the fuck

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    Originally posted by whispatchet

    confused

    It didn’t work??

    OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

    (Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

    considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

    fuck it. why not

    How the fuck

    (via whoops-i-died-again)

    Source: froggysovereign
    • 1 day ago
    • 753861 notes
  • gayijou:

    hi y’all. i just wanna say….that i am so fucking sick and outraged by guad and their incessant bullshit, and the fact that they were payed over $1,000 to eat a fucking crayon. in light of that, i thought i’d compile a list of pretty much every single donation post i’ve reblogged over the course of a few weeks. please feel free to add your own in the notes/a reblog!! i’m so sorry if i forgot anyone. as well, let me know if you’d like to be taken off the list for any personal reasons. i will understand! (ps: if any links are broken, feel free to add that in the replies)

    chaotickindbird had to move back in with their abusive family recently. they have no job and are fighting to get on disability. they have a four month old kitten named bear who’s been threatened multiple times. both of their safety is extremely important. 

    iv-fischer is a black trans woman who needs the money for facial feminization surgery! she’s at $1,815/$10,000 of her goal. here’s her gofundme. 

    pacificnorthwestdoodles has a 6 year old son. he is a chemo patient with a weak immune system. he likes books, and would love a subscription to ranger rick.

    kurosuga is a black trans boy who wants to invest some money in buying new clothes because his transphobic mother won’t do so. as of recently, i believe his paypal isn’t working, so you could also send him an amazon gift card.

    miss major griffin-gracy is a black trans woman who is widely known for her activism during the stonewall riots. she is 78 and doesn’t have enough money to comfortably retire. she is at $26,628/$36,000.

    lesbianjeice is a nonbinary lesbian who lives in a low income neighborhood and needs money for necessities. 

    stonedfutchblues is a trans woman who’s teeth were smashed out in a transphobic assault. she is okay, but very close to being able to afford a heavy piece of dental work that could help her chew painlessly again. as of january 2nd, she has $225 to go. 

    kvnhcng was born with  a rare form of muscular dystrophy called arthrogryposis, which effects their joints and muscles. because of this, they use a wheelchair, but their transportation is limited. they need an accessible vehicle, but they don’t work, are a full time student, and come from a low income family. they are at $4,214/$50,000 of their goal. it has been 5 months. 

    toastoat needs help to have rent money in case their housing falls through before the spring semester starts, and would also like to save up for a tattoo they’ve delayed getting because of it.

    (via protom-lad)

    Source: gayijou
    • 3 days ago
    • 6024 notes
  • a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

    a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

    Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

    SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

    “But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

    No.

    They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

    (via harcaaj)

    Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
    • 3 days ago
    • 48794 notes
  • jeffreymarsh:

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    (via neil-degrasse-china)

    Source: jeffreymarsh
    • 3 days ago
    • 30969 notes
  • snarksandkisses:

    Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:

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    (via fairygodrobot)

    Source: facebook.com
    • 3 days ago
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  • teathattast:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years
Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy...

    teathattast:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years

    Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars

    Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it

    Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home

    AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS

    This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations :/

    (via protom-lad)

    Source: feministism
    • 3 days ago
    • 84620 notes
  • skatergloss:

    fyxan:

    men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing.  when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”.  i don’t want my life to be a fight.  i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear.  i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising.   they’re exhausting & dehumanizing

    Tea only

    (via satan-says-uwu)

    • 3 days ago
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